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1789 Aristocracy - Organic Cotton Hoodie (unisex)
1789 Aristocracy - Organic Cotton Hoodie (unisex)
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Show the aristocracy what will happen to them if they keep up their shenanigans. This design features a guillotine with the year 1789 (year of the French Revolution), plus the word "Aristocracy" in script crossed out in red.
There's nothing more comforting--and stylish--than a soft, comfy hoodie. And this is one that you can basically live in (just make sure to wash it once in a while, mmkay?) We love the eco factor that this one's shell is made from 100% organic cotton! Plus the raglan sleeves give it that cool-kid look.
• Outside: 100% organic cotton
• Inside for all colors: 80% organic cotton, 20% recycled polyester
• Brushed lining
• Regular fit
• Raglan sleeves
• Ribbed cuffs and hem
• Jersey-lined hood
SIZE NOTE: Unisex sizing makes this hooded sweatshirt versatile for all. If you normally buy men's clothes, choose your usual size for a regular fit or size up for a looser fit. If you normally buy women's clothes, size down one size for a regular fit, two sizes for a snug fit, or stick to your usual size for a looser fit.
RETURNS: We accept returns within 30 days. But as a small business, returned items are not restocked. Instead, they are donated to charity, and we absorb the cost. So we kindly ask you to double-check the garment sizing below as well as our size chart to ensure the best fit before purchasing.
Store Policies
Additional Info
Returns Policy
We accept returns within 30 days. But as a small business, returned items are not restocked. Instead, they are donated to charity, and we absorb the cost. For this reason, we kindly ask you to double-check the size chart, especially for unisex sizing, to ensure the best fit before purchasing.
Shipping Times
We’re not hopping on a rocket with Jeff Bezos anytime soon, so don’t expect Amazon-speed shipping. Most items will ship within 7-9 days, but some may take a little longer because we make everything on demand to reduce waste and overproduction. Thanks for shopping thoughtfully and helping us keep things sustainable!
Got questions or need help? Drop us a line at trashbadgermerch@gmail.com—we’re here for all your trashy-yet-classy needs!
Size Chart
Femme Tops (Women's)
Note: Based on women's sizing. Choose your size based on the larger measurement—bust or waist.
| Size | Bust | Waist |
|---|---|---|
| XS | 31-33" | 24-26" |
| S | 33-35" | 26-28" |
| M | 35-37" | 28-30" |
| L | 37-39" | 30-32" |
| XL | 39-41" | 32-34" |
| 2XL | 41-43" | 34-36" |
| 3XL | 43-45" | 36-38" |
| 4XL | 45-47" | 38-40" |
Unisex Tops
Note: Choose your size based on the larger measurement—chest or waist.
| Unisex Size | Chest Measurement (inches) | Waist Measurement (inches) | Equivalent Size (Men's) | Equivalent Size (Women's) |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 2XS | 32–34 | 26–28 | XXS | XS |
| XS | 34–36 | 28–30 | XS | S |
| S | 36–38 | 30–32 | S | M |
| M | 38–40 | 32–34 | M | L |
| L | 40–43 | 34–36 | L | XL |
| XL | 43–46 | 36–39 | XL | 2XL |
| 2XL | 46–49 | 39–42 | 2XL | 3XL |
| 3XL | 49–52 | 42–45 | 3XL | 4XL |
| 4XL | 52–55 | 45–48 | 4XL | 5XL |