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Chronically Online - Oversized Heavyweight Tee (Unisex)
Chronically Online - Oversized Heavyweight Tee (Unisex)
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Level up your aesthetic with our oversized graphic tee. Constructed with the dense, premium carded cotton, it delivers that authentic streetwear drape. High-grade moisture-wicking cotton hits different, keeping you dry while the calculated oversized cut creates the ideal on-trend silhouette.
• 100% premium carded cotton
• High moisture absorbency
• Unisex style
• Oversized fit with drop shoulders
• Ribbed collar
SIZE NOTE: Unisex sizing makes this oversize tshirt versatile for all. If you normally buy men's clothes, choose your usual. If you normally buy women's clothes, size down one size (or stick to your usual size for a baggier fit.) If in doubt, consult our sizing chart and the product size guide below.
RETURNS: We accept returns within 30 days. But as a small business, returned items are not restocked. Instead, they are donated to charity, and we absorb the cost. So we kindly ask you to double-check the garment sizing below as well as our size chart to ensure the best fit before purchasing.
Size guide
| LENGTH (inches) | WIDTH (inches) | |
| S | 29 | 24 |
| M | 30 | 26 |
| L | 31 | 28 |
| XL | 32 | 30 |
| 2XL | 33 | 32 |
| 3XL | 34 | 34 |
| 4XL | 35 | 36 |
Store Policies
Additional Info
Returns Policy
We accept returns within 30 days. But as a small business, returned items are not restocked. Instead, they are donated to charity, and we absorb the cost. For this reason, we kindly ask you to double-check the size chart, especially for unisex sizing, to ensure the best fit before purchasing.
Shipping Times
We’re not hopping on a rocket with Jeff Bezos anytime soon, so don’t expect Amazon-speed shipping. Most items will ship within 7-9 days, but some may take a little longer because we make everything on demand to reduce waste and overproduction. Thanks for shopping thoughtfully and helping us keep things sustainable!
Got questions or need help? Drop us a line at trashbadgermerch@gmail.com—we’re here for all your trashy-yet-classy needs!
Size Chart
Femme Tops (Women's)
Note: Based on women's sizing. Choose your size based on the larger measurement—bust or waist.
| Size | Bust | Waist |
|---|---|---|
| XS | 31-33" | 24-26" |
| S | 33-35" | 26-28" |
| M | 35-37" | 28-30" |
| L | 37-39" | 30-32" |
| XL | 39-41" | 32-34" |
| 2XL | 41-43" | 34-36" |
| 3XL | 43-45" | 36-38" |
| 4XL | 45-47" | 38-40" |
Unisex Tops
Note: Choose your size based on the larger measurement—chest or waist.
| Unisex Size | Chest Measurement (inches) | Waist Measurement (inches) | Equivalent Size (Men's) | Equivalent Size (Women's) |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 2XS | 32–34 | 26–28 | XXS | XS |
| XS | 34–36 | 28–30 | XS | S |
| S | 36–38 | 30–32 | S | M |
| M | 38–40 | 32–34 | M | L |
| L | 40–43 | 34–36 | L | XL |
| XL | 43–46 | 36–39 | XL | 2XL |
| 2XL | 46–49 | 39–42 | 2XL | 3XL |
| 3XL | 49–52 | 42–45 | 3XL | 4XL |
| 4XL | 52–55 | 45–48 | 4XL | 5XL |