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Eat the Rich - Premium Cotton Tee (Unisex)
Eat the Rich - Premium Cotton Tee (Unisex)
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The wealth gap is out of control. Serve ‘em up and divide their resources among the rest of us. Sport your Eat the Rich clothing and show no shame.
Made of high-quality 100% combed cotton, this unisex cotton tshirt for men, women, and nonbinary people is super soft on your skin. The t-shirt’s regular fit and crew neck are giving classic everyday chic. The fabric is pre-shrunk to maintain its size and shape wash after wash.
• 100% combed cotton
• Regular fit
• Crew neck
• Ribbed collar
SIZE NOTE: Unisex sizing makes this cotton t-shirt versatile for all. If you normally buy men's clothes, choose your usual size for a regular fit or size up for a looser fit. If you normally buy women's clothes, size down one size for a regular fit, two sizes for a snug fit, or stick to your usual size for a looser fit.
RETURNS: We accept returns within 30 days. But as a small business, returned items are not restocked. Instead, they are donated to charity, and we absorb the cost. So we kindly ask you to double-check the garment sizing below as well as our size chart to ensure the best fit before purchasing.
Size guide
| LENGTH (inches) | WIDTH (inches) | |
| S | 28 | 18 ½ |
| M | 29 ½ | 20 ½ |
| L | 31 | 22 ¼ |
| XL | 31 ¼ | 24 |
| 2XL | 33 | 25 ¼ |
| 3XL | 33 ½ | 26 ¾ |
Store Policies
Additional Info
Returns Policy
We accept returns within 30 days. But as a small business, returned items are not restocked. Instead, they are donated to charity, and we absorb the cost. For this reason, we kindly ask you to double-check the size chart, especially for unisex sizing, to ensure the best fit before purchasing.
Shipping Times
We’re not hopping on a rocket with Jeff Bezos anytime soon, so don’t expect Amazon-speed shipping. Most items will ship within 7-9 days, but some may take a little longer because we make everything on demand to reduce waste and overproduction. Thanks for shopping thoughtfully and helping us keep things sustainable!
Got questions or need help? Drop us a line at trashbadgermerch@gmail.com—we’re here for all your trashy-yet-classy needs!
Size Chart
Femme Tops (Women's)
Note: Based on women's sizing. Choose your size based on the larger measurement—bust or waist.
| Size | Bust | Waist |
|---|---|---|
| XS | 31-33" | 24-26" |
| S | 33-35" | 26-28" |
| M | 35-37" | 28-30" |
| L | 37-39" | 30-32" |
| XL | 39-41" | 32-34" |
| 2XL | 41-43" | 34-36" |
| 3XL | 43-45" | 36-38" |
| 4XL | 45-47" | 38-40" |
Unisex Tops
Note: Choose your size based on the larger measurement—chest or waist.
| Unisex Size | Chest Measurement (inches) | Waist Measurement (inches) | Equivalent Size (Men's) | Equivalent Size (Women's) |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 2XS | 32–34 | 26–28 | XXS | XS |
| XS | 34–36 | 28–30 | XS | S |
| S | 36–38 | 30–32 | S | M |
| M | 38–40 | 32–34 | M | L |
| L | 40–43 | 34–36 | L | XL |
| XL | 43–46 | 36–39 | XL | 2XL |
| 2XL | 46–49 | 39–42 | 2XL | 3XL |
| 3XL | 49–52 | 42–45 | 3XL | 4XL |
| 4XL | 52–55 | 45–48 | 4XL | 5XL |