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My Tits Don't Believe in Gravity - Ribbed Tank Top
My Tits Don't Believe in Gravity - Ribbed Tank Top
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Got tits that just won’t quit? Perkiest on the block? Point out the obvious with our “My Tits Don’t Believe in Gravity” design.
We love this ribbed spaghetti strap top—with its shirt-with-spaghetti-straps style and cute-as-hell vibe, it’ll be your next wardrobe staple. It’s one of those womens graphic tank tops that’s comfy, sassy, and unapologetically you—because why blend in when it’s all about *you*?
• 52% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton, 48% polyester
• Stretch fit
• Mid-length
• Thick straps
• Scoop neck
RETURNS: We accept returns within 30 days. But as a small business, returned items are not restocked. Instead, they are donated to charity, and we absorb the cost. So we kindly ask you to double-check the garment sizing below as well as our size chart to ensure the best fit before purchasing.
Size guide
| LENGTH (inches) | WIDTH (inches) | |
| XS | 12 ¼ | 12 ¼ |
| S | 12 ⅝ | 14 |
| M | 13 | 14 ¾ |
| L | 13 ⅜ | 15 ¾ |
| XL | 13 ¾ | 16 ¾ |
| 2XL | 14 ⅛ | 17 ¾ |
Store Policies
Additional Info
Returns Policy
We accept returns within 30 days. But as a small business, returned items are not restocked. Instead, they are donated to charity, and we absorb the cost. For this reason, we kindly ask you to double-check the size chart, especially for unisex sizing, to ensure the best fit before purchasing.
Shipping Times
We’re not hopping on a rocket with Jeff Bezos anytime soon, so don’t expect Amazon-speed shipping. Most items will ship within 7-9 days, but some may take a little longer because we make everything on demand to reduce waste and overproduction. Thanks for shopping thoughtfully and helping us keep things sustainable!
Got questions or need help? Drop us a line at trashbadgermerch@gmail.com—we’re here for all your trashy-yet-classy needs!
Size Chart
Femme Tops (Women's)
Note: Based on women's sizing. Choose your size based on the larger measurement—bust or waist.
| Size | Bust | Waist |
|---|---|---|
| XS | 31-33" | 24-26" |
| S | 33-35" | 26-28" |
| M | 35-37" | 28-30" |
| L | 37-39" | 30-32" |
| XL | 39-41" | 32-34" |
| 2XL | 41-43" | 34-36" |
| 3XL | 43-45" | 36-38" |
| 4XL | 45-47" | 38-40" |
Unisex Tops
Note: Choose your size based on the larger measurement—chest or waist.
| Unisex Size | Chest Measurement (inches) | Waist Measurement (inches) | Equivalent Size (Men's) | Equivalent Size (Women's) |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 2XS | 32–34 | 26–28 | XXS | XS |
| XS | 34–36 | 28–30 | XS | S |
| S | 36–38 | 30–32 | S | M |
| M | 38–40 | 32–34 | M | L |
| L | 40–43 | 34–36 | L | XL |
| XL | 43–46 | 36–39 | XL | 2XL |
| 2XL | 46–49 | 39–42 | 2XL | 3XL |
| 3XL | 49–52 | 42–45 | 3XL | 4XL |
| 4XL | 52–55 | 45–48 | 4XL | 5XL |