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Too Sober For This Shit Cross Stitch - Boxy Cropped Tee
Too Sober For This Shit Cross Stitch - Boxy Cropped Tee
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Are you just too sober for this shit? This cross-stitch effect lettering will let people know not to f*ck with you cuz you’re just not having it today.
This cropped tshirt is so trashy, it’s classy.
Our cropped graphic tee is the perfect combo of soft, 100% cotton comfort. Don this little number and folks will be peering over their sunnies asking themselves, 'Who’s this diva?' everywhere you go.
Relaxed fit? Check. Dropped shoulders? Absolutely. Trash Badger logo on the back? Obviously.
This loose crop top is your go-to for looking cool without even giving a damn. Go ahead, crop it like it’s hot with this womens crop tee.
• 100% combed cotton
• Relaxed fit
• Cropped length
• Ribbed crew neck
• Dropped shoulders
• Preshrunk
Size guide
| LENGTH (inches) | WIDTH (inches) | |
| XS | 17 ⅜ | 18 ¾ |
| S | 17 ¾ | 19 ¾ |
| M | 18 ¼ | 20 ⅝ |
| L | 18 ¾ | 21 ⅝ |
| XL | 19 ⅛ | 22 ⅝ |
Available as a white crop tee, pink crop tee, beige crop tee, or lavender crop tee.
Store Policies
Additional Info
Returns Policy
We accept returns within 30 days. But as a small business, returned items are not restocked. Instead, they are donated to charity, and we absorb the cost. For this reason, we kindly ask you to double-check the size chart, especially for unisex sizing, to ensure the best fit before purchasing.
Shipping Times
We’re not hopping on a rocket with Jeff Bezos anytime soon, so don’t expect Amazon-speed shipping. Most items will ship within 7-9 days, but some may take a little longer because we make everything on demand to reduce waste and overproduction. Thanks for shopping thoughtfully and helping us keep things sustainable!
Got questions or need help? Drop us a line at trashbadgermerch@gmail.com—we’re here for all your trashy-yet-classy needs!
Size Chart
Femme Tops (Women's)
Note: Based on women's sizing. Choose your size based on the larger measurement—bust or waist.
| Size | Bust | Waist |
|---|---|---|
| XS | 31-33" | 24-26" |
| S | 33-35" | 26-28" |
| M | 35-37" | 28-30" |
| L | 37-39" | 30-32" |
| XL | 39-41" | 32-34" |
| 2XL | 41-43" | 34-36" |
| 3XL | 43-45" | 36-38" |
| 4XL | 45-47" | 38-40" |
Unisex Tops
Note: Choose your size based on the larger measurement—chest or waist.
| Unisex Size | Chest Measurement (inches) | Waist Measurement (inches) | Equivalent Size (Men's) | Equivalent Size (Women's) |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 2XS | 32–34 | 26–28 | XXS | XS |
| XS | 34–36 | 28–30 | XS | S |
| S | 36–38 | 30–32 | S | M |
| M | 38–40 | 32–34 | M | L |
| L | 40–43 | 34–36 | L | XL |
| XL | 43–46 | 36–39 | XL | 2XL |
| 2XL | 46–49 | 39–42 | 2XL | 3XL |
| 3XL | 49–52 | 42–45 | 3XL | 4XL |
| 4XL | 52–55 | 45–48 | 4XL | 5XL |