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Too Sober For This Shit - Vintage Wash Cap
Too Sober For This Shit - Vintage Wash Cap
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For those days when you’re too sober for this shit. Your opps will know not to f*ck with you today.
Everybody knows that dad caps are no longer just for dads, so get an embroidered cotton twill cap for yourself! This one's really special thanks to the intricate embroidery detail and the washed out vintage feel.
• 100% cotton twill
• 6-panel unstructured cap with a low profile
• 6 sewn eyelets
• Black sweatband
• Metal snap buckle with an antique brass finish
• Washed-out vintage effect
• Blank product sourced from China
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Returns Policy
We accept returns within 30 days. But as a small business, returned items are not restocked. Instead, they are donated to charity, and we absorb the cost. For this reason, we kindly ask you to double-check the size chart, especially for unisex sizing, to ensure the best fit before purchasing.
Shipping Times
We’re not hopping on a rocket with Jeff Bezos anytime soon, so don’t expect Amazon-speed shipping. Most items will ship within 7-9 days, but some may take a little longer because we make everything on demand to reduce waste and overproduction. Thanks for shopping thoughtfully and helping us keep things sustainable!
Got questions or need help? Drop us a line at trashbadgermerch@gmail.com—we’re here for all your trashy-yet-classy needs!
Size Chart
Femme Tops (Women's)
Note: Based on women's sizing. Choose your size based on the larger measurement—bust or waist.
| Size | Bust | Waist |
|---|---|---|
| XS | 31-33" | 24-26" |
| S | 33-35" | 26-28" |
| M | 35-37" | 28-30" |
| L | 37-39" | 30-32" |
| XL | 39-41" | 32-34" |
| 2XL | 41-43" | 34-36" |
| 3XL | 43-45" | 36-38" |
| 4XL | 45-47" | 38-40" |
Unisex Tops
Note: Choose your size based on the larger measurement—chest or waist.
| Unisex Size | Chest Measurement (inches) | Waist Measurement (inches) | Equivalent Size (Men's) | Equivalent Size (Women's) |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 2XS | 32–34 | 26–28 | XXS | XS |
| XS | 34–36 | 28–30 | XS | S |
| S | 36–38 | 30–32 | S | M |
| M | 38–40 | 32–34 | M | L |
| L | 40–43 | 34–36 | L | XL |
| XL | 43–46 | 36–39 | XL | 2XL |
| 2XL | 46–49 | 39–42 | 2XL | 3XL |
| 3XL | 49–52 | 42–45 | 3XL | 4XL |
| 4XL | 52–55 | 45–48 | 4XL | 5XL |